GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon